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Michael Franklin is a computer programmer who has been coding for thirty years. From his childhood Michael was writing games for his sister. Since coding text based adventures in Basic … Continue Reading 40 year old computer programmer rumored to have never maximized a program
For years users have been complaining that Microsoft spends too much time promoting their products and not enough time working on Windows 10 stability. While these comments have been frequent … Continue Reading Microsoft to refocus marketing employees to improving Windows 10 stability on advice from reddit commenter
Newly uncovered patent applications from Redmond Washington based software giant Microsoft show what the company is up to. The most recent trove of patents reveals Microsoft is still able to … Continue Reading New Microsoft patents show the company still knows how to file a shit ton of patents
Like many organizations Microsoft is staffed with a diverse range of employees. Not everyone always agrees on the best way forward for the company, but recently employees have been unifying … Continue Reading 5,000 Microsoft employees sign open letter begging executives to stop saying ‘Reimagined’
A core value at Microsoft is user confusion. Keeping their users in the dark and avoiding best practices makes a massive difference when designing systems for people to use at … Continue Reading Outlook.com to block official Microsoft emails to make phishing attacks easier
This week an engineer at Microsoft discovered a fatal bug in Windows 10. As described this bug enabled users to work for hours, if not days, without be interrupted. A … Continue Reading Microsoft uncovers bug in Windows enabling users to get work done uninterrupted
The research team at Redmond has been busy working on the plans for their annual //Build 2019 conference. According to inside sources Microsoft plans to write the entire script of … Continue Reading //Build 2019 script to be written by new Buzzword generator AI
In a completely predictable chain of events a small silicon valley startup has accomplished something Microsoft has been working on for years. This small team has created an instant messaging, … Continue Reading Two person startup achieves in nine months what Microsoft has been working on for 30 years
At any company there can be disgruntled employees who go against the grain and do what they are not asked to do. Rumor has it there is a group of … Continue Reading Rouge group of engineers at Microsoft secretly making Windows more stable
Windows Slink – This was a game for Windows Vista to show off the OS’s ability to simulation realistic physics. Surface Loupe – A branded magnifying glass for reading small … Continue Reading 10 canceled Microsoft products you never heard of
It is no secret that traditional PC sales are in a tough spot these days. With shifting tastes, more competition, and a whole new field of device form factors, Windows … Continue Reading Rumor: Microsoft to bring inking support to all built-in apps on Windows around the 2030 timeframe
Within technology companies there tends to be a more relaxed culture. Programmers are expected to get their work done when it works best for them. This culture exists at Microsoft … Continue Reading Engineer responsible for estimated time remaining let go for chronic tardiness
Designers at Microsoft have been busy rolling out their new icons for the new Microsoft Office applications. The new icons were forged in the fires of the Fluent Design System. … Continue Reading Office apps which are not getting new icons are clearly not cool
According to a recent report previous CEO to Microsoft and philanthropist Bill Gates has had to delay the release of his much anticipated R&B album. Sources now say the album, … Continue Reading Report: Bill Gates’ R&B album delayed due to the cancellation of Groove Music Maker
In a recent leak from Redmond it was uncovered that CEO Satya Nadella was not pleased to learn the Windows 10 app Paint 3D was not an April Fools joke. … Continue Reading Satya Nadella unhappy to learn Paint3D was not an April fools joke
The next technology revolution is surely upon us; the wave of digital assistants. As an early mover Microsoft capitalized on their lead by doubling down on Cortana’s comprehension and understanding. … Continue Reading Cortana has 99.6% comprehension, but chooses to fuck with users
