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Unnamed Microsoft executive found in alley clutching Vista Ultimate Extras

Police report finding unnamed executive in a dark alley last night in Seattle Washington. According to reports the man was found disoriented and clutching Vista Ultimate Extras. Now that Microsoft’s stock price is so high any employee who was compensated with stock options can cash out and have the pay day of their lives.

While most have adjusted to this new found wealth not everyone has such good luck finding their way. Some who have connections take their new found power and use it to free rumored products from the vaults within Microsoft.

Police say they returned Vista Ultimate Extras to Microsoft at their request. No avid Vista fans were harmed by this incident and the Extra’s have been returned to the vault. A spokesperson for the company says there are no such thing as Vista Ultimate Extras, however we all know that is not true.




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I work as an engineer in Milwaukee. Currently I work on a few different UWP apps primarily Ink Calendar.

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