Quietly last night Redmond based software company Microsoft launched a new Azure offering. The new cloud first, cloud native, reimagined service is a buzzword generator for enterprises and startups.
Communicating exactly what new products and services do can be a difficult task. Microsoft makes this easier with their buzzword generator. Pass a few common terms like server, internet, messaging, comments, etc. and the buzzword generator will spit out words which are more interesting to investors and tweens.
For example a “forum” becomes a “Brand centric customer social network” an “e-commerce site” becomes a “cloud hosted customer satisfaction and fulfillment portal” even standard email can become “free rich web first flexible text communication”
Microsoft says “they believe this service will drive the next generation of consumer focused reimaged entrepreneurs to achieve a higher satisfaction index.” When asked for clarification officials at the company declined to comment.
Pricing and availably have not yet been made public.
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